Once there was a pig
His name was Puerco
The kids would stop and stare where ever he’d go
On top of head
Antlers would grow
He went through his life without a sole amigo
Til Dinosaur Chris and him became buddies
Taking down names and getting all the honies – oh
Prancer done quit
So Puerco did apply
Santa said, “Sure, as soon as pigs can fly”
Puerco was sad like a stale piece of bacon
Chris said, “Tonight we can show them all”
So with his tail he launched poor Puerco
Into the air into Puerto Rico – oh
On a cold December night
Puerco he took flight
And he made everything alright
Santa was wrong
He didn’t believe in this sow
And just like his suit he face is red now
Who’s got the biggest smile on Christmas Day
Dinosaur Chris – Dinosaur Chris
Missouri crushers wax poetic against a backdrop of post-hardcore guitar heroics, pop-punk vocals, and metalcore rhythms. Bandcamp New & Notable Feb 22, 2024