One day Santa woke up
And realized it was Christmas Eve
There was a giant storm approaching
The biggest one ever recorded
He didn't know what to do
So he said
"Rudolph with your nose so bright
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
And he said "NO"
"You better fly it on your own."
"Little elf help me out
Help me push my sleigh tonight?"
And he said "NO"
"You better push it on your own."
Santa realized that something was wrong
Rudolph and elves were upset
But he didn't know why
So he asked Mrs Clause what to do
And she said "Be a little nicer"
So he went back and asked again
"Rudolph with your nose so bright
won't you please guide my sleigh tonight?"
And he said "NO"
"You better fly it on your own."
"So Little elf please help me out
Help me push my sleigh tonight?"
And he said "NO"
"You better push it on your own."
Then Santa went to the union elf
And the elf was upset
About working for candy canes and gum drops
Santa said it was all he had
The elf replied, "No deal"
So he went back to Rudolph and the elf
And he said
"Rudolph with your nose so bright
Thanks for destroying Christmas tonight"
And he said, "Forget you!"
"You ruined it Mr. Scrooge."
"So little elf thanks for nothing at all
You've destroyed Christmas for all"
And he said, "No!"
"Your greed destroyed it on your own"
Is this the end of Christmas?
Well, I don't know
But it's not happening this year
Because Santa packed up his operation and he moved...
to Mexico
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